The Chicago Cubs will never win a World Series in my lifetime.
The New York Yankees will win 17 more in that same span.
That a kid watching 24 continuous hours of Nickelodeon (excluding Nick-at-Nite) programming is a more destructive influence than 24 continuous hours of Quentin Tarantino movies and playing Grand Theft Auto.
Our country’s current Presidential administration is a problem; but not because of the war or the variety of other things mentioned in the press. It’s a problem because the next administrations, whether Democrat or Republican, will only become smarter in the ways of undermining its citizens. And if they are caught they can always say, “Well, at least we’re not at war in the Middle East…”
Kittens, when humans are not around, really do wear mittens so that they can acquire pie.
Football (i.e.-the NFL) is really America’s Pastime; baseball is only America’s Pastime to journalists because of its focus on individual statistics, thus there exists a larger degree of self-importance and crass sensationalism amongst journalists on baseball stars.
People who say things like “I like all kinds of music” are people who actually like nothing.
Bruce Springsteen, Carols Santana, The Doors, and Queen are probably the most overrated musicians.
The Kinks, Big Star, Minutemen, and Talking Heads are probably the most underrated bands.
Toy Story is one of the ten most significant movies ever made.
The definition of irony is: when people said that MTV was “destroying our youth” during its absolute zenith of popularity (1981-1988) it actually started destroying youth culture a few years later when it decided not to become a music programming channel anymore.
If the movie Miami Vice had brought in more money, a studio would have greenlit a CHiPs movie starring Wilmer Valderrama and Ashton Kutcher.