Archive for the ‘Baseball’ Category

October 20, 2008 0

Cubs Will Win World Series in 2021

By MDS in Baseball, Humor

I had a huge epiphany last night as I was watched the Tampa Bay Rays (née Devil) defeat the Boston Red Sox in Game 7 of ALCS: the Chicago Cubs will not win the World Series until 2021. Mark it on your future calendar. If you are a Cubs fan, just take it easy for [...]

June 23, 2008 0

Some Clarification

By MDS in Baseball, Opinion, Society

This weekend, mostly because the Mets and Yankees were not playing against each other, the rivalry between the Cubs and White Sox took center stage on a nationally broadcast Sunday night game. ESPN even had as their “Sunday Conversation” interviews with both Ozzie Guillen and Lou Piniella. I am not complaining about the national attention [...]

May 30, 2008 0

An Open Letter To The National Sports Media

By MDS in Baseball, Humor, Sports

To Whom It May Concern, Hi, You do not know who I am but I am writing you, the national sports media that will write columns and/or provide televised coverage and analysis of Major League Baseball games, this letter because I am a Cubs fan. What this means is that I do not want you [...]

April 15, 2008 0

Ladies And Gentlemen… The Devil

By MDS in Baseball, Humor, Opinion

At approximately 7:05p CST tonight the Devil himself, Dusty Baker, will arrive at Wrigley Field again. It is unknown as to whether or not he will sacrifice a virgin, wipe out rows of Wrigley spectators by simply moving his arms while chanting some indecipherable language, or make a pentagram in the clubhouse with pine tar [...]